The Judgment

Rev. B. H. Clendennen

Now this one is great.

If anybody out there has heard this one, please send me out a quick email so we can compare notes. I get a little more excited by these things than most, but this is one hell of an entertaining crackpot religious reinactment LP. The first lady on side 1 gets past the gate, but EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ENTIRE RECORD gets shut down.

You hear this deep, booming voice over and over: "CALL THE NEXT DEFENDANT" ...

Preachers, 14 year olds, "backsliders", gossipers, anyone who forgot to tithe 10%, everybody gets shut down. It's so hard-core, nothin' but wailin' & moanin' & gnashin' of teeth ... "I SENTENCE YOU TO HELL" ... "Nooooooo, please !!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!"

Here's an MP3 excerpt from side 2.